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Hey everyone, it's Pastor Bruce Mejia and I'm going to be reading some mean comments that people leave me on social media. Happy birthday you hateful, fake pastor. Thank you very much, I appreciate that. Thank you for remembering my birthday, you fat ... That's a valid insult, but I'll work on it. I'll work on it. Flat screen TV forehead, what does that mean? Flat screen TV, are they talking about their TV screen or are they saying that my forehead looks like a flat TV screen? I would say it's more like 3D, absolutely disgusting, nothing but a narcissistic Jim Jones wannabe. Well, first of all, Jim Jones was a cult leader who made a bunch of people drink Kool-Aid in order to kill them. I'm a real pastor and I have a real church and I don't force anybody to be here against their will and Jim Jones did cocaine. Just a reminder that you and all your followers have a very low IQ. If you're following me, think about that. He needs a bigger suit, that ... about to bust open. Well, let's see if that's true, okay? You might have a point, okay? That person might have a valid point, but nope, I can still button up my suit. Once it starts getting to the point where it feels like Spiderman has to hold my coat together, then I probably ... Hey, ugly. Hey. I heard that this church smells like pinto bean farts and welfare. I don't know what to say about that. Does welfare have a smell? That's the pushback hairline for me. My hairlines are racing to the back of my neck. I can't do anything about that. What am I supposed to do if I haven't received any hairlines? It's part of my genetics. This is the way God made me.