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American taxpayers are being forced to fund the never-ending pandemic of woke-topia, including funneling trillions to pharmaceutical companies which backhandedly sponsor events like the satanic dragfest called the Grammys, brought to you in part, of course, by Pfizer. Yet a hero has finally emerged from the rubble to save us from this tyranny, the Christ-rejecting Jew Ben Shapiro and his cohorts over at the Daily Wire, an organization so courageous it's led by heroic sidekicks like Matt Walsh, who wholly reject transgenderism for children without parental consent, who make it clear that we should warn people before they brutally mutilate their own bodies. I mean, how can the left possibly stop us with heroes like that? A couple years ago, Shapiro dropped an atomic bomb on a livestream by positing that pansexuals are quote weird, but that had to be deleted immediately just in case a sponsor got angry. You see, in the culture wars, it's important to keep the enemy happy. In fact, people who work for the Daily Wire will assure you that they'll never get any strikes, they'll never get demonetized, they'll never, ever lose a sponsor. Unless, of course, they want to be mocked, ridiculed, slapped, spit at, sued, penalized, fined, fired, or even receive a mild beating. But everyone knows Shapiro would never, ever hire slaves to work for him. He pays these fierce defenders of truth tons of money, loads of money, truckloads of money. They are not slaves. I mean, who would honestly sell their character, their country, and their convictions for money? Definitely not a controlled opposition, Jew-grifting media company aimed at staying within woke boundaries. It should be noted, not all conservatives are kosher on this method of war games. They think we should actually resist the ever-changing rules of the liberal tech oligarchs, and apparently $50 million wasn't enough for Crowder to sell his soul and work at the Bar Mitzvah factory. I don't get why he can't just take the wheelbarrow filled with money and walk away and shut his goyim mouth. Honestly, the last thing we need is another media company not owned and operated by Jews. If somehow you think that selling your soul for money is evil, you have a terrible disease of the mind which YouTube fact-checkers have so eloquently labeled the Baptist bias.