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Good late time period humans and persons Eberhard Nestle and Curt Allen have finally given us an exact Bible in the 33rd edition of their Nestle-Allen Greek New Testament sponsored by the Masonic Lodge. It's estimated that 666 new Bible versions will be published in the near future based on this updated Greek text so we can finally realize what the Bible actually says Some very un-good critics have asserted that gender neutralizing Bibles are satanic, but we assure you that there's really only one reason to constantly change the Bible to make money to make lots of money Scholars agree we may have finally reached the eye of the pyramid with a newly discovered manuscript in an ancient dumpster with hieroglyphics saying burn all this useless trash. In fact all true scientists agree that this first century give or take a few thousand years discovery will give us the most completely accurate version of the Bible that we've ever been able to reconstruct Yet scholars are most excited about the never-before-seen document included in the discovery called the Gospel of Lucifer. This completely gender sanitized and gender neutral finding will ultimately end all the misogynistic corruptions found in previous texts. For example No more he. We've realized that in fact we should use the word Persons instead. Oh, man We've decided to change to the more inclusive human in Micah chapter 6 and in Romans chapter 2 We've changed it to foolish person The sin offering sounds a little bit too judgmental and so it's been changed to the purification offering Domoniacs has been updated to people possessed by demons and more importantly Song of Solomon in the King James Version has been changed from I am black to I'm a victim of the white supremacist fascist oppressive patriarchal communist state See persons who don't like these changes in the Bible also mock other politically corrected phrases that have been adopted recently by CNN and MSNBC such as fat which we all know is no longer acceptable and that has been changed over to important person of size aka POS Drunkard well, that's hateful. We've changed that one to Adult beverage enjoyer and the word whore is no longer acceptable. We now use the phrase vice president Hillary Clinton accusers are now described as persons who don't breathe well Ungood persons may scoff at these changes and mock these changes because they're bigots and the reality is if you're still stuck on archaic words like he she or man and Then it's probably true that you have the Baptist bias