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This is a national emergency. Important instructions will follow. This message is transmitted at the request of the United States Office of Civil Defense. The North American Aerospace Defense Command detected three ICBMs launched from North Korea. The first missile is expected to reach the Los Angeles, California area within two hours. Anyone, in this area needs to seek the nearest fallout shelter. And ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that ye be not troubled, for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. For nations shall rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom, and there shall be famines and pestilences and earthquakes and divers' places. All these are the beginning of sorrows. Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted and shall kill you, and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake. And then shall many be offended and shall betray one another and shall hate one another. And many false prophets shall rise and shall deceive many. And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations, and then shall the end come. You know what the Bible talks a lot about? Don't be ashamed before it met its coming. Well, it's going to be pretty embarrassing. You're out in the woods using Indian toilet paper when the rapture happens instead of being out soul-winning, preaching, winning five more people in the Lord, ten more people. We want to be here for the tribulation. Yes, we want to stay. You guys want to stay. I don't know why you guys want to stay. Well, you know why you don't know why we want to stay? Because you're doing nothing with your life right now. You might as well leave. You might as well be caught up tomorrow and be a pile of clothes left behind. That pile of clothes is going to do as much for God as you've been doing for the last year. We want to stay because we're doing stuff, and we want to keep on doing stuff, and we want to serve and work. We're like the apostle Paul. Yeah, we have a desire to depart and be with Christ. Nevertheless, to abide in the flesh is more than equal for you. Now learn a parable of the fig tree. When his branch is yet tender and putteth forth the leaves, ye know that summer is nigh. So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors. Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass till all these things be fulfilled. Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.