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I looked him up when I was like seven. I got out the concordance. I can remember sitting in my brother Clint's room when I was like seven or eight and we're looking up every mention of piss and bastard and ass and we had a Bible study. I'm still studying the Bible. Clint inspired me. But you know, oh so earthy and scatological. Well how's this for scatological? Malachi 2-3. Behold I'll corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces. Now here's the thing about that. This is the word of God. This is Malachi the prophet. This inspired scripture. It's the word of God. And here's the thing. Every translation is going to say I'm smearing crap in your face in some word. Whether it's dung in your face or poop in your face. I don't... What? Is that scatological? Is that going to make the teens titter?