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Why don't you just pick a person that's a real flesh and blood human being, not a figment of your imagination, not a checklist of, you know, blonde, check, athletic, check, happy every day, check, you know, likes all my same hobbies and music and check, check, check, you know, you're not going to find it. Go on some dating website and find 52 points of compatibility or something, you're going to end up married to your sister like that, you know, because that's the only person that you have 52 things in common with, your sister, okay, you're going to accidentally marry like your second cousin once removed or something like that.