I do get vertigo sometimes. It's not cool.
What is it like?
In front of elevators.
What is it like?
What if I get queasy?
You just lose your equilibrium.
Like in elevators you get vertigo?
Either standing in front of an elevator or inside of an elevator sometimes.
It happens before you get in the elevator?
Yes.
What the heck?
You get vertigo when you're looking at an elevator?
Sometimes, yes.
Because you're thinking about going on the elevator?
Yes, because I lose sense of elevation, right?
Yes.
I'd like to know where I am at all times.
When I'm in an elevator, I do not know that.
They have no perception of depth.
No depth perception.
No perception of depth.
This guy is trying to sound extra intelligent tonight, bro.
Okay, we're listening. We haven't forgotten about you, Mike.
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It doesn't matter.
So you get vertigo when you look at an elevator.
Do you ever use elevators?
I do, yes.
It's not always that it happens, but it does happen sometimes.
Is vertigo related to that thing when you're on a really high cliff or something
and you look over the cliff and you want to get pulled into it almost?
I don't know if you want to get pulled into it, but basically,
it's what happens to people who go to the...
You definitely could lose your balance.
It happens to people who go to the Grand Canyon all the time.
Didn't they fall in?
And they fall over.
You definitely can't fall in.
They die.
Really?
Yeah, because when you get vertigo, you just lose your sense of direction.
You just fall. You don't even know that you're falling.
I've had vertigo one time.
Is it like a mental thing or what is it?
I think it's an inner ear thing.
Yeah, because you have the liquid in your ears or something, right?
It creates equilibrium.
The little hairs in it, the liquid falls into those hairs,
but if you turn it upside down or something, the liquid gets separated.
You just kind of trip out.
I had vertigo last year when I got sick.
I was trying to pop my ears, and I guess if you try to pop them too hard,
you hold your breath in to create pressure.
Man, everything was just spinning.
I was at work because I was riding my bike at work.
Marcus is off.
Yeah, I had to stop and I'm trying to not fall.
Am I going to die?
I was just thinking afterwards how funny I looked
because I was on the sidewalk
and I'm just like...
Have you guys heard about the call of the abyss?
No.
That's what I'm talking about.
You mean like when people go to hell and stuff?
No, no, no.
Are you talking about that stuff in Russia?
That whole thing in Russia?
Yeah, you can hear the screams of hell.
Screams of hell, yeah.
No, it's an actual thing.
You look it up, Ulysses.
It's like when you're on...
Look at Adam giving directions.
Ulysses is all, what are you guys talking about again?
I'll bring you a vertigo.
It's a movie actually.
Does it have anything to do with Alfred Hitchcock?
Call of the abyss.
What it basically is, is they gave it like a really spooky name,
but what it is, is like when you're standing on the edge of the cliff or something,
you get pulled into it.
You want to jump, you get pulled into it almost.
Yeah.
What does this say, Ulysses?
Can you...
Hello?
I have a definition from Google.
The call of the abyss is that feeling when you stand in a high place
and think about jumping but don't actually want to do it.
Don't actually do it.
It's a feeling more people have.
Do all kids have that?
Because they just jump off everything.
What did you say?
I said, do all kids have that?
Because they just jump off everything and they climb up.
Go on, so what else?
That's it?
That's basically it.
It just talks about like how many it says about...
And you're wondering if the call of the abyss is related to vertigo.
Yeah, it's like about 60% of people experience this phenomenon.
Yeah, but that sounds more like a desire to want to jump into it,
whereas vertigo, you have no control.
But you don't want to jump into it.
Right?
That's what it says.
You know it's wrong.
You don't want to do it.
Yeah, it's like an intrusive thought.
Yeah, exactly.
But vertigo is not an intrusive thought.
Yeah, no control.
It literally has...
It's a physical thing.
That seems more like a psychosis.
Maybe it's like OCD.
That seems like more of a psychosis type thing,
whereas this is actual literal...
It's a physical thing that happens to you.
Or physiological.
Yeah.
Okay.