I burnt my strudel just because I left it in the toaster oven when I was rage-meming last evening.
Now I've no strudel, and even if I did, I could not scrape off that charred burnt black stuff.
And it's all because of him, Pasta Anderson.
Pasta Anderson, I DMed you and you just left me on rent.
I don't know what's going on up in your head. I know you know who I am, Andrew Loza, German-Ukrainian Jew.
Remember all the memes I made for you? No? Oh, it's cool.
You should know I meme this heart, and Photoshop cost me 15 monthly marks.
At I skipped some schnitzel lunches. It's okay, my little hunches, since my namuta has gone and shunned me.
Cause she's so wrong about you, that's one thing.
That now I can be part of the clan, your right-hand man.
We could be best friends, memetic winnings, this is important.
Get back to me, Andrew Loza, your biggest shareholder.
I burnt my strudel just because I left it in the toaster oven when I was rage-meming last evening.
And now I've no strudel, and even if I did, I could not scrape off that charred, burnt, black stuff.
And it's all because of him, Pasta Anderson.
My grandfather, he was very annoying. He was very annoying when I was little.
From the beginning, he was very, very annoying.
He always hit me, hit me, and he always wanted to fight me, always, every day.
It was a lot of fun, but we had a very good time, we had a really good time.
I don't think this is sponsored at all, but it's you are here, I listen to you.
You've now left me on Red for eleven minutes on WhatsApp, are you kidding?
I only wanted to ask what you are doing for Thanksgiving.
Am I a bratwurst under your bootstraps?
Do I not deserve a proper response?
Do I not deserve a Guten Tag?
I am Andrew Loza, Ukrainian Jew.
You'll never know what I can do for you.
Hear me out, and I can tell you why it's perfect.
I'm from Deutschland, and you speak German.
If I can say it's a match made in Berlin.
But know you've made your choice, and I won't chase anymore.
I could have been New IFB.
Well, I'm content to be New IFBT.
Tommy McMurtry will accept me.
He'll put the screws to you and excuse me.
This is how it's supposed to be, believe me.
I'll be received as a dream team.
Ganda's wife will like all my memes and incessantly agree.
Get it right, Peter.
I'm Andrew Loza.
The New IFB lynch ma vita.
Take, nail it, buy some nails.
Maybe I can use a hammer?
Remember, O Lord, the children of Edom and the day of Jerusalem.
Raise it, raise it, even to the...
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