Yeah, and basically what it is, I was just preaching against all Disney princesses.
Yeah.
Is that the right term? Princesses?
Yeah, I should, huh?
Prince I.
Prince I. Because here's the thing, I probably should, huh? Elsa in the light of the Bible.
All the princes go through them all.
Well, let's just be honest here, okay? Let's just be honest.
The princes of the power of the earth.
Princesses, I think that's the correct word.
Prince I.
Is it Prince I or Prince I?
No, I'm joking.
Princesses in Disney are always really bad. Regardless of how they dress, they're really bad.
You know why? Because every single princess in the Disney movie always disobeys their father,
is always going out from under authority, always chasing the cool guy who basically is a rebel.
It's never a good thing.
I like Cinderella when I was a kid. I don't know.
What the heck?
She cooked and cleaned, dude. Come on. No?
Okay, Cinderella might be the exception to the rule.
But then she went out at midnight and stuff.
If I'm not mistaken, most of the princes in Disney,
they always have a single dad or something.
Yeah, the mom died a long time ago.
Well, they don't listen to their dad.
And when they do have dads, they always have a single dad, and when they have a single dad,
they disobey him. Like Jasmine disobeyed her father. Ariel disobeyed her father, right?
What's another princess?
What's the one that likes the Beast?
Beauty and the Beast? Yes, he's a single father.
Why are they all single fathers? Isn't that weird?
Yeah.
Why is it that the princess always has a single dad?
Or is the one with the dwarves? Was that a princess?
Snow White.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Because they don't want to promote a family unit, so somebody has to die.
Or somebody has to die.
I don't remember Snow White. I don't know what happens in that story.
What happens in that story?
She ate an apple.
She ate Johnny Apple.
She ate the apple that was made for my Johnny Apple.
Full circle, full circle.
I don't remember that story.
She had to be kissed by a frog or something.
Or no, she had to kiss a frog for him to turn into a prince.
Yeah, that's the...
I think that's a different one.
Yeah, no, that's it, isn't it?
Snow White?
Oh no, is that Cinderella?
No, Cinderella, she loses the shoe.
No, Snow White, the guy is dead, right?
No, she's dead.
He's a frog.
He's asleep and she has to be kissed by a frog.
He's right.
Prince.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he turns into a prince.
And then also, like, also, you know, the dwarves and stuff, it's just weird, you know?
The dwarves?
Yeah, it's just like, how do they fit in the picture?
Were they just making a big deal out of that?
About the prince kissing Snow White without her consent and stuff?
Oh yeah, see, no one's safe from these cancer culture people.
Yeah, I'm serious, they did make a big deal about that.
I bet they did.
I mean, a lot of the...
No one is safe, not even Disney is safe.
They made that meme of the prince, like, blowing a blow horn.
Who else?
What's another princess movie?
Pocahontas.
Mulan?
Mulan became a tranny.
Yeah, she...
That's based on a real person, though.
Yeah, well, why did they choose that story?
That's true.