Have you been looking for a sign from God? Do you wish you could call or text him right now?
Would you like to know the truth?
Obviously our highway billboards have been speaking to your heart. Don't delay call now. The number is one
666
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Lucifer again one six six six Lucifer operators are standing by ready to deliver you the knowledge
You wish you had we guarantee your experience will be sweeter
Tasting than that forbidden fruit you've been craving. In fact, it's free by the end of your call
You might even be as smart as God our advice is considered by some to be so desirous
It's literally to die for we specialize in all kinds of conversations and topics
Which we label our Broadway approach. We don't have one of those narrow-minded
Views, it's not a straight gate methodology, but rather a multi gateway
Perspective no matter what your religious background or doctrine. We're certain we will not
offend you at all and of course will deliver the necessary information to ensure that you can be completely
confident that you'll make it into heaven as long as you're
Successful and fully repentant and endure unto the end and are willing to turn from your sins with godly sorrow
Not earthly sorrow and as long as you're not practicing sin, but of course, no one's perfect
But you will completely change behold all things are new
But you will slip up from time to time as long as you have some change
You can almost know that you might make it into heaven
Call now to get your name added to the book of life
Spots are running out if you call now and you're Catholic. We've got a two-for-one
Purgatory special where you can get an extra loved one out
For the price of one it's never been this easy
Now if you're skeptical of the Bible God or you have a completely different religion
Don't be afraid of calling our hotline because we want to extend our
Services to you as well. There's a wideness to our mercy our salvation methods are so effective
You don't even have to know the name of Jesus
to know that you're going to heaven as long as you turn to the only light you have any
Religion will do as long as you clean up your life any Bible will do as long as you repent of your sins
any doctrine will do as long as you're accepting of
everyone
except for
One group in particular there is one group
You cannot tolerate don't be deceived by their bigotry in disguise
They'll claim that you should go to a Baptist Church
Exclusively, but not just any one that uses the King James Bible
But not just that one that preaches faith alone and once saved always
Saved these are the kind of churches that they advocate for and these are the worst people on the planet
We warn you to stay far far far away from these heretics, but most importantly
Don't get infected with their plague of the mind. We call the Baptist bias