The future of America has never looked brighter.
I can't wait until we're just a few months away from the 2024 election
to see if President Biden will finally announce his candidacy.
Either way, we all know he's locked in for the win.
I can't see how anyone wouldn't vote for the most popular
president in history. His campaign slogan,
Build Back Better, has never been a truer statement.
We've built all the building we've done over the last few years.
We've built record inflation. We've built a record number of unexplained
and totally coincidental, by the way, sudden adult deaths.
We've eliminated the flu completely. No more 60 million
cases of the flu every year. That's gone. That's vanished into thin air.
We've given more taxpayer money to the most deserving foreign
countries than ever before in history. We've helped the Biden
family collect more bribes and payoffs than any criminal before
in history. We've built a record number of military weapons that
we've given to the Middle East. We've built a new set of rules that
vilifies free speech. We've built a record number of factories,
trains, processing plants, and more that need to be rebuilt
after an unprecedented number of random fires that are totally
normal, of course. We've built a strong, racist, free
culture where everyone agrees white men are morally
depraved psychopaths unable to comprehend their own inherent
degeneracy. We've built more non-traditional women who
are, of course, totally real women in positions
previously occupied by men than ever before.
In fact, we hope to eliminate all traditional women
from every position in the government, schools,
entertainment, fashion, and media in an effort to repair
the misogynistic evils of our past. Soon we can look at even
more future improvements such as increased technologies to spy
and track down every conservative. More prisons for
unpatriotic constitutionalists. That's what they call themselves.
More coffins and shallow graves. More apartments. More
medically assisted suicide devices. More economically friendly food
like crickets and beetles. Sounds appetizing to me.
More skyrocketing inflation. More communist Chinese
spy balloons. More arbitrary rules that only affect small
businesses. More disinformation regulations. More blackouts.
More shortages. More peaceful protests. More TikTok videos.
More STDs. More satanic films and music.
Of course, Satan doesn't exist, everyone. Just think of all the job
opportunities, this chaos, or I should say, communism
excuse me, how about social democracy
will create. Although there is one downer, some people
and I use that word loosely, are not enthusiastic at all about
the direction that we're headed as a country, and in my mind they're a small
insignificant, meaningless, brainwashed, water-carrying
fascist party of racists who should be violently
eradicated peacefully. They have a putrefying disease
of the mind, which can only be described as
the Baptist Bias.