Are you tired of working out all the time just to lose a few pounds and realize it's not working?
Then you need the E. I. F. diet.
So many people think that eating carbs or not eating carbs or
doing keto or going vegetarian is the way to go, but I have the perfect solution for you.
Three letters.
E.I.F. I'm so confident that this solution will work for you.
I'm gonna cut the price of my new program in half just for you.
Actually, this is a one-time offer that can only be used today. If you don't buy this right now,
you'll have to pay
10,000% more at a later date. I'm basically gonna save you
thousands of dollars and all you have to do is buy my book. Let me explain this to you.
Let me make this clear. With this program,
you'll never have to worry about losing weight again.
In fact, we have over a billion people who successfully tried this program.
1 billion people. Here's how it works. On off days,
you can eat anything you want over the course of the program and you won't gain a pound.
Not a single pound. I'm talking about anything you want. It could even be a
slice or ten of
some extra cheese pizza from Pizza Hut. Enjoy it to your heart's content.
That is good. Or how about America's beverage? Coca-Cola right here.
That's what I'm talking about.
You know people, they bend over backwards. They count calories. They constantly weigh themselves.
They fret about what to eat and what not to eat. But I'm telling you, this is going to work.
You're gonna save at the grocery store. Cook prep. And let me promise you this,
no one will ever steal your meals at work again.
This program works so great, your neighbors will be able to smell your weight loss.
Literally smell it. In fact, this program is so effective,
it's even caused second-degree weight loss for the first time in recorded history.
Those around you while you're on this program will notice a sharp decrease in appetite and even immediate results.
Now, of course for the program to work, you need to buy my new book, which will help you craft your meals.
Because if you've been listening this long, I've decided to reward you. And here's what I'm gonna do. Since you've listened up to this point,
I'm gonna discount this offer right now by another 35%.
Now many of you are wondering what this could be, what it is that I'm talking about.
Well, I'm gonna give you a little taste of this amazing EIF program right now. Step one, eat anything and
everything you want. Honestly, just eat up whatever it is that you like.
Like I mentioned earlier,
as much pizza as you'd like with extra cheese.
Who doesn't love that?
It's good stuff. You can have America's soda, America's drink, Coca-Cola.
Eat and drink to your heart's content.
Whatever it is that you want.
Now the second step is very important. Once you've added all those
unwanted pounds from eating every greasy, sugar-filled, delicious carb you like,
you implement the EIF, which stands for this.
Eat
Indian food. You say, well that can't work. It really is that simple folks.
I mean, have you ever seen a fat Indian? I haven't. You know, people in India,
they've been following this successful program for centuries and the pounds melt right off.
The curry smell alone has led to dramatic results, causing all who smell its fat
saving power to lose their stomach, running away screaming, causing, by the way, as a result, an
intense
HIIT workout. In fact, some people just skip meals all together when this kind of food is their only option.
I'm so confident you'll lose weight.
I have a 300 minute money-back guarantee that if you don't like our program,
we'll give you back a hundred percent of the money, of your money, I should say, in curry sauce.
Honestly, it's a win-win. If you're skeptical of this program or other fad diets and you look to the Bible
for dieting advice instead, then it's obvious to me that you have
the Baptist bias.