Good late time period humans and persons
Eberhard Nestle and Curt Allen have finally given us an exact Bible in the 33rd edition of their
Nestle-Allen Greek New Testament sponsored by the Masonic Lodge. It's estimated that
666 new Bible versions will be published in the near future based on this updated Greek text so we can finally realize what the
Bible actually says
Some very un-good critics have asserted that gender neutralizing Bibles are
satanic, but we assure you that there's really only one reason to constantly change the Bible to make money
to make lots of money
Scholars agree we may have finally reached the eye of the pyramid with a newly discovered
manuscript in an ancient dumpster with hieroglyphics saying burn all this useless trash. In fact all
true scientists agree that this first century give or take a few thousand years discovery
will give us the most completely accurate version of the Bible that we've ever been able to reconstruct
Yet scholars are most excited about the never-before-seen document included in the discovery called the Gospel of
Lucifer. This completely gender
sanitized and gender neutral finding will ultimately end all the
misogynistic corruptions found in previous texts. For example
No more he. We've realized that in fact we should use the word
Persons instead. Oh, man
We've decided to change to the more inclusive human in Micah chapter 6 and in Romans chapter 2
We've changed it to foolish person
The sin offering sounds a little bit too judgmental and so it's been changed to the purification offering
Domoniacs has been updated to people possessed by demons and more importantly
Song of Solomon in the King James Version has been changed from I am black to I'm a victim of the white supremacist
fascist oppressive
patriarchal
communist state
See persons who don't like these changes in the Bible also mock other politically corrected phrases that have been adopted recently by
CNN and MSNBC such as fat which we all know is no longer acceptable and that has been changed over to
important person of size
aka POS
Drunkard well, that's hateful. We've changed that one to
Adult beverage enjoyer and the word whore is no longer acceptable. We now use the phrase vice president
Hillary Clinton accusers are now described as persons who don't breathe well
Ungood persons may scoff at these changes and mock these changes because they're bigots
and the reality is if you're still stuck on archaic words like he she or man and
Then it's probably true that you have the Baptist bias