You want me to start at the feet or you want me to start at the head?
Because I'm really wanting to blister some of y'all's haircuts. Amen.
That's right. I mean, you're in an independent Baptist church,
and you've got a King James Bible in your hand,
and you've got a contemporary liberal hairdo.
What in the world is wrong with you?
Would you boys quit trying to look like the world?
Hey, you ain't as cool as you think you are,
you ain't as tough as you think you are,
or to get you a haircut that's high and tight over your ears
and off your collar line and look like somebody
that's been to the barber shop instead of the beauty salon.