you tired of working out all the time just to lose a few pounds and realize it's not working,
then you need the EIF diet. So many people think that eating carbs or not eating carbs or
doing keto or going vegetarian is the way to go, but I have the perfect solution for you.
Three letters, EIF. I'm so confident that this solution will work for you. I'm going to cut the
price of my new program in half just for you. Actually, this is a one-time offer that can only
be used today. If you don't buy this right now, you'll have to pay 10,000% more at a later date.
I'm basically going to save you thousands of dollars and all you have to do is buy my book.
Let me explain this to you. Let me make this clear. With this program,
you'll never have to worry about losing weight again. In fact, we have over a billion people
who successfully tried this program. One billion people. Here's how it works. On off days,
you can eat anything you want over the course of the program and you won't gain a pound,
not a single pound. I'm talking about anything you want. It could even be a slice or 10
of some extra cheese pizza from Pizza Hut. Enjoy it to your heart's content. That is good.
Or how about America's beverage, Coca Cola, right here. That's what I'm talking about. You know,
people, they bend over backwards. They count calories. They constantly weigh themselves.
They fret about what to eat and what not to eat. But I'm telling you, this is going to work. You're
going to save at the grocery store, cook prep. And let me promise you this, no one will ever steal
your meals at work again. This program works so great, your neighbors will be able to smell
your weight loss, literally smell it. In fact, this program is so effective, it's even caused
second degree weight loss for the first time in recorded history. Those around you, while you're
on this program, will notice a sharp decrease in appetite and even immediate results. Now,
of course, for the program to work, you need to buy my new book, which will help you craft your
meals. Because if you've been listening this long, I've decided to reward you. And here's what I'm
going to do. Since you've listened up to this point, I'm going to discount this offer right now
by another 35%. Now, many of you are wondering what this could be, what it is that I'm talking about.
Well, I'm going to give you a little taste of this amazing EIF program right now. Step one, eat
anything, everything you want. Honestly, just eat up whatever it is that you like. Like I mentioned
earlier, as much pizza as you'd like with extra cheese. Who doesn't love that? It's good stuff.
You can have America's soda, America's drink, Coca-Cola, eat and drink to your heart's content,
whatever it is that you want. Now, the second step is very important. Once you've added
all those unwanted pounds from eating every greasy sugar-filled delicious carb you like,
you implement the EIF, which stands for this. Eat Indian food. You say, "Well, that can't work."
It really is that simple, folks. I mean, have you ever seen a fat Indian? I haven't. You know,
people in India, they've been following this successful program for centuries and the pounds
melt right off. The curry smell alone has led to dramatic results, causing all who smell its fat
saving power to lose their stomach, running away screaming, causing, by the way, as a result,
an intense HIIT workout. In fact, some people just skip meals altogether when this kind of
food is their only option. I'm so confident you'll lose weight. I have a 300-minute
money-back guarantee that if you don't like our program, we'll give you back 100% of the money,
of your money, I should say, in curry sauce. Honestly, it's a win-win. If you're skeptical
of this program or other fad diets and you look to the Bible for dieting advice instead, then it's
obvious to me that you have the Baptist bias.