Let's talk for a minute about what the religion of evolutionism indoctrinates people to believe.
We all know the basics, that it teaches everyone is related to squirrels, chipmunks, peaches,
and pond scum.
But it goes much deeper than that.
Besides the famous tree of lies that is being uprooted as we speak, they also teach that
after bacteria eventually evolved into fish, that later evolved into monkeys, that these
monkeys next surfed from Africa to America.
That's right everyone, that is how monkeys got to South America, they surfed there.
But it gets much more ridiculous than that.
How about when they found bird footprints in Precambrian rock layers?
These rocks are supposed to be before dinosaurs even existed, or life even arose.
To evotards, it's the earliest eons of Earth's history.
But don't worry about this discovery, they just blamed Native Americans for carving them
into the bedrock because they had nothing better to do.
That's right everyone, Natives carved tracts of creatures they had never seen before into
rocks in the middle of nowhere because they were bored.
Got it.
But why do squid and octopus exist in the theory of evotardism?
Well, because according to them they lack any known phylogeny with anything on Earth.
Well, in their words, one plausible explanation, in our view, is that the new genes are likely
to create new extraterrestrial imports to Earth.
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Plausible, huh?
Oh but it gets better, they have details for how this fable even happened.
They state, the squid eggs hitched a ride to earth on the back of asteroids.
Here is what the team of 33 different authors in a recent peer reviewed study agreed to
say.
the possibility of crypto-preserved squid and octopus eggs arrived in icy
bodies several hundred million years ago should not be discounted as that would
be a parsimonious cosmic explanation for the octopus sudden emergence in earth
270 million years ago. So cosmic flying squid and octopus flew here from distant
parts of the universe just to splash down in our oceans and become mortal
enemies with one another. That makes total sense now and that's totally
scientific and logical. Atheists are great at word salad and twisting the
definition of words around. Macro evolution is the perfect example
because they know it has two definitions so when a creationist says that macro
evolution is not true they immediately jump on the opportunity and use the
other definition of the word which is speciation which is true all while
ignoring the other definition entirely which is large-scale change over time
like a dog to a whale which is not true. They do this knowing darn well that they
are being deceitful so the next time an apetheist tries to play word games
remind them of the actual definition of the word and how they mix truth with
lies to push their agenda and then expose them for what they are.
It's obvious by now that humans need another near extinction level event to
occur so that we can evolve up again. Wouldn't you agree? To our next level just
like last time where primitive man went in and modern-day man came out. Remember
anything is possible with evolution even a horse with wings just give it time
give it time. In closing the next time some cocky atheist god-hater tells you
that you believe in magic remind them M in M theory even according to Edward
Witten who is its creator M should stand for magic and the true meaning of the
title should be decided when a more fundamental formulation of the theory is
known. It is them that actually believe in magic because God hates magic and
even a layman of Scripture knows this so again it is them that believe in magic
and they are too dumb to even connect the dots because they don't even know
what their own theory teaches.