Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to Steadfast Baptist Church.
Great to see everybody here this evening.
We can go ahead and find our seats.
We'll go ahead and get started.
Tonight's first song, we'll go ahead and turn to song number 415, song number 415, Victory
Through Grace.
Song number 415.
He said.
Thank you so much for coming to the final service of our ABF conference.
Thanks for coming early.
I moved it up an hour so that I'd have an extra hour to preach this evening.
And so I appreciate you guys.
We didn't get a bulletin.
You'd like one.
We still have some ushers.
Just lift your hand real quick.
Let's just come by.
Get you guys a bulletin.
We have our Bible memory passage Proverbs 31 verse 4, of course, this entire proverb
is really great for the single guys because they already know what they're looking for
in a woman.
And so there you go.
I'm just kidding.
It's a joke.
All right.
Service time.
So many times if you did get some soul winning done that you haven't reported, please make
sure to do that to Brother Dylan or church members are part of tribes, soul winning tribes.
You can report it to them and they have their team captains and everything like that.
Or if you're out of town visitor, you could always just email us.
If you're just listening online, you forgot, just email us so that way we can get a record
of those soul winning totals.
And some people have been sharing with me their soul winning stories from the last few
days and some sounds like some really great testimonials and some great salvations that
we've had throughout the week.
So praise the Lord on that.
Also on the right we have our list of expecting ladies, several ladies to be in prayer for.
Also our prayer list down below.
If you'd like prayer on anything you can always just email us, steadfastbabduskjv@gmail.com
and we'll add you into our prayer list.
That way we can be praying for you for the week.
And we try to update that weekly on the back, just some upcoming events because I know as
soon as we're done people are going to say what's the next event five minutes afterwards.
And so it's the Texas chili cookoff and it's at the end of the month.
Also we have an Abilene Texas soul winning marathon November 4th, November 11th.
We have a baby shower November 30th and the second we have the Mexico missions trip.
And so we have a lot of events.
We also have a lot of events in December and we'll get those added into the bulletin next
week.
But we're going to have our famous Christmas caroling.
I think we're going to have another kids recital, music recital kind of towards Christmas as
well.
And we'll have some other Christmas events and New Year's Eve party.
So we've got a lot of other stuff, but we're just trying to get you here because as soon
as these are done, you're going to ask me for more and then we'll give you more.
Okay.
And so there we go.
But we got lots of cool things on the horizon.
Thank you so much for being here and being part of this conference.
It's gone really, really well.
And of course friendly reminder, I guess apparently across the street at the funeral home, they
might tow vehicles.
I think our ushers kept everybody away from there, but just FYI, apparently they like
Satan more than us.
So that's just how it is.
But that's pretty much all I have as far as announcements.
We did move it up a little earlier.
So if you could or wanted to go out to dinner with some friends and you know what, still
a great idea, you know, sometimes these conferences are once in a lifetime opportunities to hang
out with people in a fellowship.
And so take advantage of that.
That's pretty much all I have.
Let's go ahead and sing our third song, 410 Wonderful Grace of Jesus, song 210.
Song number 210, Wonderful Grace of Jesus, song 210, sing it out together on the verse,
Wonderful Grace of Jesus.
Grace of Jesus, now my tongue is proud.
Grace of Jesus, Grace of Jesus, then the mighty rolling sea, sparkling like the fountains,
raise for even the scope of my transgression, all is grace of Jesus, then the mighty rolling
sea, sparkling like the fountains, raise for even the scope of my transgression, all
is grace of Jesus, then the mighty rolling sea, sparkling like the fountains, raise for
even the scope of my transgression, all is grace of Jesus, then the mighty rolling sea,
all is grace of Jesus, then the mighty rolling sea, sparkling like the fountains, raise for
even the scope of my transgression, all is grace of Jesus, then the mighty rolling sea,
all is grace of Jesus, then the mighty rolling sea, raise for even the scope of my transgression,
raise for even the scope of my transgression, all is grace of Jesus, then the mighty rolling
sea, raise for even the scope of my transgression, all is grace of Jesus, then the mighty rolling
sea, raise for even the scope of my transgression, all is grace of Jesus.
1 Corinthians 9, look at verse 27.
1 Corinthians 9 verse 27, the King James says, "But I keep under my body and bring it into
subjection."
Well, actually, Pastor Shelley, the NIV says, "No, I strike a blow to my body and make it
my slave."
I'm so much better.
No, you just sound like Sibylab.
That's weird.
And when is the last time you've been one of these seminaries and they're literally
beating themselves up and calling themselves slaves?
That doesn't even happen.
They don't even believe their own translation.
This is what I want.
I want all of you textual critics out there to make a video and to prove to me that you
don't believe that King James is right here, I want you to punch yourself in the face because
you believe in the NIV.
And then I'll think that you're being sincere.
When every one of these NIV users punches themselves in the face to prove to me that
they actually believe this is a period translation, then I'll take you seriously.
But until then, I'm still not going to take you seriously.
Go to 1 Thessalonians 5, go to 1 Thessalonians 5, just to the right a little bit further
in your Bible.
When you run into the T's, you're there, it's the first set of T's, right before
1 and 2 Timothy and Titus.
1 Thessalonians right after Colossians, look at chapter number 5 and look at verse 22.
The Bible says, "abstain from all appearance of evil."
So the Bible is saying, even if it looks wrong, stay away from it.
Don't even go anywhere near something that just even looks bad.
It doesn't say that it is bad.
It says it looks bad.
Just the appearance of evil.
Just how someone could interpret the facts as being bad.
Like hanging out at the club.
Just don't even hang out at the club.
But we're playing chess.
Well we're just playing checkers.
We're having a Bible study at the bar.
No you're not.
That's weird.
Disabstain from all appearance of evil.
Well me and my girlfriend, I know we live together, but we're not doing anything wrong.
Liar.
Okay.
No one believes you.
Okay.
That is so dumb.
And even if you did, you're the dumbest person ever, because no one will ever believe you.
Just don't even do it.
Just don't even go down that road, "Well I drink alcohol all the time, but I never get
drunk."
Liar.
Just don't drink.
I mean the Bible already tells you not to drink, but it's certainly you look like a
drunk when you're drinking, okay.
No one's sitting here thinking like, "What a moderate drinker.
Such control, such temperance, sobriety."
No.
They're like, you know what happens when they see you with an alcoholic beverage in your
hand?
I lost all respect for you, especially when you come to our church.
I remember me and my wife both, it was different occasions, but there was teachers that we
liked and when we went to a restaurant out on town, we saw our teachers drinking alcohol
and it made us have to lose respect for them.
I saw a pastor of my church drinking alcohol at the restaurant, lost respect for him.
I was at our church and one of the new pastors came up and he said, "Let's have a white
man tasting a church."
And I was like, "How about let's have you never show up ever again."
Like I don't even get it.
But you know, it's just ridiculous.
What does the NIV say here?
"Hmm, you don't understand pastors."
They're like, "Reject every kind of evil."
What?
Who would disagree with that?
Even the ardent atheist would say, "Yeah, I guess we should stay away from evil."
I mean what a pointless verse in the Bible.
Sin is bad.
Don't do bad things.
Oh wow.
That really helps me in my life.
Every single person already believes that.
It's just the interpretation of what bad really is or what evil really is.
You know, the King James actually has something of value by saying, "Hey, let's just stay
away from things that even look bad."
The NIV is like, "No, just stay away from things that are bad."
That's stupid.
Sibyleth.
Put the H in there.
All right.
Go over to Hebrews chapter number two.
Hebrews chapter number two, we're playing the weird test.
Which one sounds like Sibyleth?
I don't understand why they sit here and say, "Oh, the King James is so hard to be understood."
I understand it.
My nine-year-old understands it.
My seven-year-old understands it.
I mean, my nine-year-old's already read the Bible cover to cover.
How come he can do it and you can't at Bible seminary?
How come you can't?
I mean, and look, there are children in this room younger than my son who can read the
Bible and understand it.
We have kids in this room at like four memorizing whole chapters of the Bible.
And you're sitting here saying like, "Uh, so hard."
That's just because you're lazy.
It's not because it's that hard.
Now, look, is there some hard things in the Bible?
Yeah, the names are pretty hard, folks, okay?
I mean, some of the names are pretty intense.
But at the same time, I mean, do you really want a book that even...
I've already conquered it in five minutes.
I mean, it's the God of the universe,
but I've already figured every single thing out in five minutes.
No, I would like a book that I can study as a kid and get things,
and then as a teenager get things, and then as a young man get things,
and even as an old man, I'm still challenged
and still able to draw incredible things and learn new things.
I mean, I feel like I learn so much every time I read the Bible,
and I've read it tons of times.
I'm not sitting here like, "Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, yep, good.
Man, this is getting boring, folks."
No, I'm constantly thinking like, "Man, I don't even know what that means.
I don't understand this, and I want to study it more."
And it's like, if I go to the NIV, it's not like, "Oh, wow, that really clicked."
I'm thinking, "That was weird."
I'm not thinking like it would be the same as me trying to learn a foreign language,
you know, trying to learn English from the guy at 7-Eleven.
"Hello, what are you doing?"
"Oh, that's how you say it. It's not how are you doing."
"How are you doing?"
"I learn English real good. You want to tell me where to go? You like Slurpee?"
I mean, you would no one be like, "What an amazing English scholar."
Yet this is what the NIV sounds like, folks.
It sounds like someone that learned it from Google Translate or something.
Now, this is just weird, okay?
Hebrews chapter number two, look at verse number 16.
The Bible says, "For verily it took not on him the nature of angels, but it took on him
the seed of Abraham."
Now, that's just saying, look, Jesus Christ didn't become an angel, he became a man.
How hard was that to understand?
Okay, here's the New King James.
"Well, actually it says this, for indeed he does not give aid to angels, but he does
give aid to the seed of Abraham."
What?
What does that even mean?
He doesn't aid angels?
What are you even talking about?
That's not just saying it differently like in an easier to be understood way, that's
just saying something completely different.
Isn't that just weird?
It was like shibboleth and then sibileth.
Like what are you saying?
Let's get weirder.
Go to Proverbs chapter 18, Proverbs chapter 18.
Look, these modern versions, they're not just like taking the these and the thou's out,
they're taking the intellect out too.
They're taking the divinity out, and they're replacing with divination, literally.
They took divine out and replaced it with divination, already sounds suspect to me.
They're making it sound all kinds of weird, goofy things, beating yourself up.
I mean, if you were the devil, wouldn't you be like, hey, let's let's tell them to beat
themselves up.
Hunt yourself.
That sounds like a good Bible translation.
It's like, that's so stupid.
I mean, the devil's probably like, these guys are idiots.
I mean, just think about how dumb the devil thinks we are.
When we literally have people getting a Bible translation, they say, beat yourself up.
And they're like, this is better.
I mean, this guy's like, what can we not say?
I mean, let's say that men are women.
They believe that too.
It's like, it's just the insanity that's going on in this world.
Proverbs 18 verse 1, "Through desire, a man having separated himself, seeketh an interment
of all wisdom."
What about the message?
Oh, what you have to understand, Pastor Shelley, is that the message really makes it clear.
"Loners who care only for themselves, spit on the common good."
What?
That has nothing to do with what the King James Bible just said.
"Loners are spitting on the common good."
I mean, it's hitting you men going their own way pretty hard, but you know what?
That is not what the Bible is saying here.
It's completely bizarre.
Go to chapter 23, Proverbs 23 for a moment.
Look at verse 31, King James Bible, Proverbs 23 verse 31, "Look not thou upon the wine
when it is red, when it giveth its color in the cup, when it moveth itself aright."
So the Bible is just saying don't look at a certain kind of wine.
Well, what does the message say?
Don't judge wine by its label or its bouquet or its full-bodied flavor.
Judge it rather by the hangover it leaves you with.
What a scholarly answer!
Symbolic!
I mean, what kind of bizarre -- hey, if this wine gives you a hangover, it's not very good
even though it has this full-bodied flavor.
The Bible's saying don't look at this kind of wine.
This one's saying, like, hey, even though it tastes so good, it's full-bodied flavor,
just judge it by its hangover.
How about just don't ever get hungover ever?
How about just never get drunk?
How about just don't drink that kind of wine ever anyways?
How about you get the sunglasses that Pastor Berzins had and just say, "Hey, I'm too cool
to drink because I've read the Bible."
I need to get those glasses.
Go to Psalm 58.
Any time I don't understand the Bible, I never realize I just put sunglasses on and
then I would.
Psalm 58, this is a chapter of the Bible we recently were memorizing.
So hopefully you kiddos can remember some of the verses.
Look at verse 10 and 11.
We're going to read verse 10 and 11 in the King James Bible.
The righteous shall rejoice when he seeeth the vengeance.
He shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked, so that a man shall say, "Verily,
there is a reward for the righteous."
Verily, he is a God that judgeth in the earth.
Oh, Pastor Shelley.
So ignorant.
What the Bible really says is this, "The righteous will call up their friends when they see the
wicked get their reward, serve up their blood in goblets as they toast one another."
Everyone cheering.
It's worth it to play by the rules while they drink blood.
The modern versions are telling you to literally toast up and drink AIDS-filled blood.
The closest I was getting was kicking a little off of my foot.
I'm not drinking that stuff.
And talk about a pure violation of God's scripture.
The Bible tells you not to drink blood.
I wonder who would come up with drinking blood?
Oh yeah, this guy again.
You know, what a wicked satanic false doctrine to tell people to drink blood.
Oh, you need to get off that archaic James Bible.
What so you can drink blood and practice divination and beat yourselves up?
I mean, it just sounds like pure Satanism when we listen to the false Bibles of today,
the modern versions of today.
And let me tell you something, don't believe the false doctrine coming from these modern
Bibles.
They're lies.
It is not something you should ever use.
That's why we literally burn them.
You know what?
If they found a King James Bible with a bunch of errors in it, they would burn it.
And that didn't make me offended.
And why would it be any different if it's an NIV, NASB, or whatever?
You know what?
They burn great.
They burn a lot better than bodies do, okay?
And you can get six grilling of those things and burn them up fast, all right?
And isn't this what we do when we go out soul winning?
Is we're testing and trying the spirits?
And how is it that we figure out that they're not saved?
Sibilleth.
Well, salvation's by faith.
But you can't just live however you want.
Sibilleth.
Well, it's a free gift, but it's going to cost you everything.
Sibilleth.
You just, you keep asking them all these questions.
Well, you know, you think that you get people saved, but God actually saves them.
Actually, you don't save anyone.
So you Calvinist loser you.
But we can figure out by the words that they say, and you know, they get so, they're all
so fancy.
Well, actually, you just don't understand soteriology.
Just say Sibilleth.
And of course, nowadays, the modern scholars, they just sound like a kick.
Soteriology.
You don't understand it.
And then they have to talk down to you.
They call you all these kinds of insults.
You're such a non-rational, nonsensical ninny hammer.
What a shallow, semi-literate schlub.
What an ignorant, inane, imbecilic, inexperienced, irrational, inconsequential, insignificant
ignoramus.
Hmm.
They don't really have an argument.
They just start calling you names.
Actually, you think Jesus went to hell?
Abraham's bosom.
It makes so much sense.
There's a special compartment in the center of the earth.
It's humid.
But, and everyone's there, and they can see all the people being tortured in hell.
We call this place paradise.
Quite amazing.
And Jesus, of course, obviously had to go down into paradise to rescue everybody.
It was such a great time.
It was the pre-party before they went up to heaven.
This just makes so much more sense.
And I know that, you know, the main purveyors of pornography and smut and interest and wars
and crimes against humanity are Jews.
But we've got to bless that Jew.
It's just Sibyleth.
And of course, the worst is when they start attacking the king's day's Bible like this
is Jonathan Burris, weirdo, ex-pastor, that's what he should call him, ex-pastor Jonathan
Burris, because he got voted out by his own church for attacking the king's day's Bible.
And here's the thing, when you start attacking the king's day's Bible, that tells me something.
Sibyleth!
You're not saying Sibyleth anymore, you're saying Sibyleth.
And you know, you've got to watch out for the fibs, and you've got to watch out for
the false doctrine, because you know where it ends up leading you?
Here it led Jonathan Burris to Mark Ward, and my third point, it leads you to faggotry.
Faggotry.
This Mark Ward.
And you say, "How do you know he's a faggot?"
Sibyleth.
Have you ever heard the guy talk?
The guy, I watched this video, and he's like, "That's a sure as seal faggot.
Who even says that?"
He's like, "Oh, you can't use the King James Bible because it's false friends.
It's got all these false friends and you can't understand it."
Well, you know what?
I pretty much understood every single one of these verses when I was reading it, and
I didn't understand beating myself up, speaking divination, I didn't really understand why
I should drink blood, I didn't really understand why I should, you know, loners are spitting
on the world.
I mean, what about the Apostle Paul?
He didn't ever get married or anything like that.
Is he spitting on the world?
I mean, what kind of a loser doctrine are you getting from the false modern Bibles today,
but these Mark Ward's?
And you know what?
Go to 1 Corinthians chapter 6 because this is every faggot's favorite verse in the Bible
apparently and they want to go to a cemetery to figure out what this means, but you know
what?
The King James Bible already told you what it means and they have to put in faggotry
into the Bible.
Say, why do you not use these other Bibles because they literally put faggotry in the
Bible, okay, in 1 Corinthians chapter number 6, which it seems like no coincidence that
this chapter where they're bringing all this false doctrine is one about suing people.
Boy, tell me you're a Sibyleth when you start suing Christians.
This chapter is one that unsaved people just have a real big problem with apparently.
Now look at what the Bible says, 1 Corinthians chapter 6 verse number 9, "Know ye not that
the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God?
Be ye not deceived, neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate,
nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor
vilers, nor extortioners shall inherit the kingdom of God.
And such were some of you, but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified
in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the spirit of our God.
Now here's the thing, obviously this list is bringing up how people used to be something
and they're not, in the context of why would I go and sue someone when the unsaved are
like this?
You say what are judges like?
This list.
Judges are like this.
You say don't go to the judges because they're like this, okay?
And some of you were like them, but now you no longer are.
Now some of these things on this list you would hope that someone would never do it
again, right?
I mean like adultery, please, please don't do that one again, right?
And I would think a lot of people are able to say you know what that was wrong, a mistake
I made in my past, not going to make that one again.
And I think a lot of people can and a lot of people will.
But to say that this list is saying that these people will never commit a single one of these
sins on this list ever again is a bad interpretation because notice some of the things are stealing.
Am I really supposed to believe that any Christian that ever steals again in the future is not
saved or is not going to hear the kingdom of God?
How about this one?
Just covetous.
Who in here is going to raise their hand and say I've never had a covetous thought since
being saved?
Liar.
I didn't see anybody raise their hand, but if you did, you're a liar.
Oh, I guess you're not saved then, right?
They like to cherry pick some of these in this list, but one of them is covetous.
What?
Desiring that which is not yours.
And you know when God gave that commandment in the Old Testament, he brought all kinds
of things up.
There's his wife, and his ox, and his ass, and his house, and his servant, all kinds
of different things.
And boy, it's pretty easy to desire something that you don't have that someone else does,
right?
It's pretty easy to be like, "Man, I wish I had that car, or that house, or that whatever."
And it's pretty easy to have a bad thought like that.
You know what?
That doesn't mean you're unsaved.
What the Bible is saying is that you were wicked and unsaved and committed bad sins
too, but you know what?
Now you're saved.
And because you're saved, you're different than an unsaved person.
Not because you don't sin anymore, but rather because you have the Holy Spirit inside of
you and so you're going to be better at judging.
And one thing I notice is more than not, saved people are at least ashamed when they commit
these sins, whereas the unsaved typically are not ashamed.
They don't feel as much shame.
So if you're going to have someone judge a matter for you, you'd rather them actually
feel bad about lying and stealing and adultery and all these things than going to someone
that doesn't even think it's a problem, doesn't even think it's an issue to steal or to lie
or to commit these sins.
That's why the context is even there.
Now in the King James Bible, praise God it has this word, it has this word effeminate,
making it clear that that's a sin.
And let me tell you something, a man being effeminate is a sin.
You should not be effeminate, Mark Ward.
And I would say this, he seems like he's past effeminacy just to acting like a literal
faggot, okay.
How dare you call him out for acting like a faggot?
Well, you know what the Bible says, it's a sin to be effeminate.
And you know what?
Why would I want to sit here and listen to someone literally sinning while explaining
me why I'm wrong on the King James issue?
Imagine if I had two kegs, two 40s, two big bottles of liquor in my hand and I'm pounding
it while telling you to not be drunk, right?
I mean, what if some guy is in the club with a bunch of whores trying to tell you don't
commit fornication?
Pretty much undermines the message a little bit, doesn't it?
And when a guy is acting effeminate, I don't want to hear him speak anymore.
It's a Sybileth issue.
Shut your faggity mouth and learn to talk like a man.
And you know, we need men to sound like men again.
You know, it used to be you turn on the TV and instead of watching Queer Eye for the
Straight Guy today, it used to be Tim the Tool Man.
And what's he famous for?
Uh?
You can watch, if you struggle with this, I have homework for you.
Go to YouTube, it's like a 13 or 15 minute video, it's just only grunting from Tim the
Tool Man.
It's just like, uh, uh, uh, okay.
Now here's the thing, in church, men are the only ones that should be speaking saying
amen.
Alright you kiddos, and we don't let women or children say anything during the service.
Obviously it happens every once in a while, but you shouldn't do it.
It was wrong that they did it.
Don't say that.
I'm going to give you a special permission for the young men to do this with me.
We're going to grunt together, because we're going to work on this, alright?
And just to help you, your dad's going to help you learn how to grunt a little bit here,
okay?
But we need to learn, we don't want to be effeminate, we want to be manly, and we need
to learn how to grunt.
Now Tim the Toolman would give us three grunts and be like, "Ugh, ugh, ugh," alright?
So on the count of three, we're going to all give it three grunts, alright?
You young boys with me, you ready?
Alright, on the count of three, one, two, three, let's do it, "Ugh, ugh, ugh."
Yeah!
You know what?
We don't want any young men to come in and be like, "I have a King James vibe, ugh."
No!
You know, you grab that wrist and straighten it out, okay?
If it's bad, you just slap it back to normal, okay?
Alright, you young men, don't walk around acting like a sissy, acting like a little
queer girl.
Look, if there's ever been a time to not be effeminate, it's 2023 America, folks.
We should have some men, not like, "They're shatly."
It's like, what are you doing?
The only reason you should ever talk with a lisp is to make fun of faggots.
That is the only time, okay?
Because it should not be happening.
You need to fix that, you need to sound like a man, and you know what?
I would rather you just sound ridiculous and grunting than effeminate.
Because you know what, sounding ridiculous and grunting is not a sin, sounding effeminate
is a sin.
Stop doing it.
And if you're a little bit soft on this issue, you kind of like to whisper as a man, start
grunting.
Sound like Samson, alright?
Master Shelley, Master Shelley drives really crazy.
Look, you'll never ever think that Samson's being effeminate, okay?
In fact, the first time he called me, it was like, god, you know, it's like, man, his
voice just sounds so amazing.
Now, I'm not trying to be blasphemous here.
Obviously, God's voice sounds like Mighty Thunderings, but you know what?
If a man had the voice, you know, it's him.
Samson is a man, alright?
You got to learn from that.
We don't want to have these pit squeak voices, and look, obviously kids, they go through
that growing spurt, every once in a while they crack, okay, it's okay, fix it, alright?
Grunt a few times afterwards and they'll leave you alone, alright?
It's like, ugh, if you crack a little bit, okay?
But you know what?
We need to stop being so effeminate, and you know, I like this, and Tim, that you
know, man, not only do we grunt, but he makes the car sound, you know, and you young boys,
you need to play with your cars.
Now it's a smart car, and you know what it sounds like when you turn it on?
We need to get back to revving the engine, you know what I mean?
A diesel or something like that, sounds like a man with a man truck with a man car, don't
drive the yellow Volkswagen, folks, okay?
You young single guys that can't pick up a chick, get something that sounds loud, okay?
Just get a motorcycle or something, put your life at risk, okay?
This is not an advertisement for motorcycles, okay?
But wear a helmet.
But you know, I'm just sick and tired of all the faggotry going on.
And look, fundamental bad dessert, you go to the old IFB today and you run to the choir
tractor and he's like, "Let's sing Victory the Grace."
I don't want to sing with you ever, you sound like a faggot.
You talk to the male piano player, it's in the key of C, what are you doing?
You talk to all these little guys, "I'm going to seminary."
It sounds like it.
You need to go to a real church, okay?
And we need to get out of that attitude, we need to not even tolerate it.
We need to make those people feel so uncomfortable they wouldn't even want to show up with their
pink pants on and their pink bow tie and their cute haircut.
Look, if your haircut looks like a faggot, cut your hair.
Don't get these cute little flops over or whatever or you got a little of a mane going
on or something like that.
Go military if you have to.
Stop looking like a faggot.
Stop looking effeminate.
That's the last thing we should do is go down that road.
We need men to be men again and we need to raise a generation of men that aren't even
close.
Look, I grew up in church where it started getting cool to be metro.
That's not going to fly here.
If the young teenage boys start dressing metro, I will preach against you until you fix it
or leave.
I'm not going to let that kind of a faggity, queer, effeminate junk come into this church.
I'm not going to let sibileth come into the church.
It's sibileth!
We're going to pronounce it right.
We're going to say it right.
We're not going to harken to the fibs.
We're not going to harken to the false doctrine.
We're not going to harken to the faggotry.
We're going to fix that.
Now what does the ESV say in 1 Corinthians chapter 6 verse 9?
Nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality.
Look, no one practices homosexuality.
You're either a faggot or you're not.
And let me tell you something.
Our Bible didn't put faggotry in there.
They did.
They're the ones, but I'll practice homosexuality.
Well first of all, that's so stupid because usually these churches that even believe that,
they still let open faggots come into their church, don't they?
Even if they were to believe this verse, it would say, "Hey, they shouldn't be allowed
in or they're not even saved."
I don't even believe that.
I believe that all faggots are pedophiles and reprobate and not going to heaven ever.
They're not sanctified.
"Why do you think that?"
Well, first of all, think about it this way.
The same guy that wrote chapter 6 is the same guy that wrote chapter 5.
Did you realize that?
Look at verse 1 of chapter 5.
"It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such fornication as is not
so much as named among the Gentiles that one should have his father's wife."
According to the apostle Paul in the town of Corinth, it was so gross, he was doing
something that the entire society, the entire culture thought was so gross, was fornication.
And then you're supposed to tell me that this city was filled with faggots on top of that.
Faggots are not offended by this kind of fornication.
What they're doing is ten times worse, yay, a million times worse.
The apostle Paul is not sitting here saying, "Hey, the whole culture is just vomiting at
the type of fornication you guys are involved in, but you know what?
It's filled with faggots, too.
And your church is filled with faggots, too."
No, that's ridiculous, that's absurd.
And chapter number 10 tells us that there's no temptation taking you but such as common
demand.
If you're a man in here and you think it's a common temptation to be attracted to other
men, you may leave immediately.
We'll throw you out if you need it.
Just say, "Hey, I'm nervous about leaving.
We'll help you."
That is not a common temptation.
And I get so sick and tired of hearing this sibileth of, "Oh, well, you know, you have
to understand, Pastor Shelley, everybody has different sin preferences.
You know, everybody is tempted with different things.
Some guys are tempted with blondes, some with brunettes, some with dudes."
"No, faggot!"
"Sibileth!
That!
That's ridiculous!"
"No, we weren't!
It's not like a thing.
If you think that dudes are tempted with other dudes, you're a faggot."
"Ah, I'm so sick and tired of seeing all these articles where it says that fags are pedophiles."
"Sibileth!
You're a pedophile!"
I saw a post today, it was like someone like a few years ago said that, and then now they've
been caught with child pornography, sodomite child pornography.
Oh, I'm shocked that the guy speaking out and saying they're not the same is literally
guilty of it.
You know, and sometimes you even hear pastors say weird things.
I'm gonna give you a Sibileth quote from a pastor.
"I'm gonna explain this the best way I know how.
Men should not change their daughter's diapers."
Sibileth!
I heard this.
I don't know if it's true, but if you heard that from the pastor, Sibileth.
Sibileth.
What freak, what guy literally says he can't change his daughter's diaper?
That guy is perverted.
That guy is a freak.
I would run screaming in the other direction if a guy said something like that.
That is weird.
And I'm telling you, there's so many times when you hear someone just, "Sibileth."
And it's like, "We need to fight that!
Shut up!"
Stupid faggot.
Pedophile.
You know, we need Christians to stand up for what's right and actually fight the Sibileths
that are out there.
I mean, the reason we're in this mess is because Adam didn't rip the head off of that serpent.
And we need to start ripping the head off these serpents.
You know, I'm sick and tired of Christians siding with literal faggots.
Devil worshipping, God hating, members of the Satanic temple, sodomite pedophile, gender
transitioning, child transitioning groomer pedophiles.
What in the world?
How in the world can you side with literal faggots over God's people?
Talk about inviting God's wrath on you.
Sick.
Sick and those are the people running America.
Those are the people making Christianity look so ephemety and faggoty and queer and garbage.
Sibylath.
Kill him.
We're not going to tolerate that.
Oh, that's not very Christian of you.
Well you know what?
It wasn't very Christian of them to say Sibylath, was it?
And you know what he said?
Kill it.
Put it down.
Get rid of it.
They've berayed themselves.
They've made it clear who they are.
And you know what?
We as God's people.
We need to start fighting the fibs and the false doctrine.
And look, I'm going to fight the faggots until I die.
I will never give up.
And look, we just keep winning, and we're going to keep on winning.
But even if I lose, I'll fight you with one leg.
Pastor Thompson said, "Hey, as long as Pastor Shelley's in here, he won't let faggots."
Look, I don't care if I'm laying on my back.
I'll fight you.
It's going to be like the guy in the Holy Grail.
He's like, "This is a mere flesh wound.
No arms, no legs."
I'm still fighting.
You know, it's just like when God's talking about the enemy army, he's like, "Even if
they're wounded, they'll still come and get you."
And it's like, "Over my dead body, I'll just scream faggot if I can't do anything else."
Just laying there wounded.
It'll be like Braveheart at the end where he's like, "Faggot!"
I'm going to sit here and relent.
I like how Pastor Ty preaches.
You sound queer.
What do you want?
A Sybil ass sermon?
Is that what you want?
Probably what you want.
Smart car?
Pink tie?
You want to let the devil whisper to you?
Put that on your little theological glasses, help me.
Well, you know what?
You came to the Fire Breathing Baptist Fellowship, okay?
I'm not here to make friends.
I'm not here to make people feel comfortable.
And you know what?
Why would we ever want the devil to feel comfortable in our church?
Why would we want effeminate people to feel comfortable in our church?
Why would we want false doctrine to ever feel comfortable in our church?
I don't want the modern versions to feel comfortable.
I want them to know that they're headed to the fire.
When the NIV gets in here, it's like we're putting that in the pile to be burned later.
It's not going to feel comfortable, and you know what the liars, the fibs, false doctrine
and the faggotry need to go.
We need to get serious about these things, and we need to make sure that we're constantly
listening.
When you hear that sibileth in your life, you need to mark that and fight it.
Don't just sit back and don't just let your wife go down the bad trail, take the forbidden
fruit, ruin your family.
Don't let your sons turn out queer little sissies, raise some men, get them to grunt,
teach them how to, watch the Tim the Toolman 13 minute video, okay?
Let's close in prayer.
Thank you, Heavenly Father, so much for this great conference and for all the men and women
and these children in this room.
I pray that when we hear things that sound off that we do something about it, we wouldn't
just be lazy, we wouldn't be weak, rather we'd be strong and we'd make sure that we'd
fight against all the fibs, we'd fight against all the false doctrine, we'd fight against
all the faggotry that's in this world, we'd understand how much it just degrades you and
degrades your image and degrades your word and I pray that we would be strong and steadfast
fighters for the faith and I pray that you would keep us all safe as we part ways and
I pray that you would keep that burning zeal in our hearts to not just serve you today
or this week but rather for the rest of our lives and in Jesus' name we pray.
I think everybody's got a handout, "How Great Thou Art," I know Carrie Underwood has probably
sybilethed this song, so everybody pay attention.
I don't think there's sheet music in the handouts, keep your hand up, we'll go to usher to get
one to you.
"How Great Thou Art," "Great Thou Art," try to sing it together, "How Great Thou Art."
"Jack, have you trusted Christ as your Savior? Based upon your profession of faith, I baptize
you my brother. In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, buried in the likeness
of our Savior's death, raise the walk in the goodness of life."