When I was spanked growing up, I didn't smile for a few hours.
When I was growing up, the kind of spankings that I got, okay?
That is not a spanking.
This is not a spanking.
A little pat on the behind.
You know, wait, look.
I've seen parents who spank their kids 25 times in one day.
If you're spanking your kid 25 times, what?
You know, maybe when you just start spanking,
you might have to do that.
But if you're spanking your kids perennially 25 times a day,
15 times a day, you're doing something wrong.
Because if you spank them correctly,
it should last a little while.
I mean, when I got spanked, when I was...
You know, I got spanked by my mom growing up a lot,
but when my dad spanked me, I was good for days.
For days, I was just... I remember just thinking,
"What must I do? What do I have to do?
Lord, what won't they have me to do?"
Just every... I just wanted to be perfect for a couple days,
because I dreaded and feared the next spanking.
But even my mom's spankings, I feared my mom's spankings
enough to where I said, "I better not do this,
because I don't want that spanking.