I looked them up when I was like seven.
I got out the concordance.
I can remember sitting in my brother Clint's room
when I was like seven or eight,
and we're looking up every mention of piss
and bastard and ass, and we had a Bible study.
I'm still studying the Bible.
Clint inspired me.
But you know, oh, so earthy and scatological.
Well, how's this for scatological?
Malachi 2.3.
Behold, I'll corrupt your seed
and spread dung upon your faces.
Now, here's the thing about that.
This is the word of God.
This is Malachi the prophet.
This inspired scripture.
It's the word of God.
And here's the thing.
Every translation is gonna say
I'm smearing crap in your face in some word,
whether it's dung in your face or poop in your face.
I don't, what?
Is that scatological?
Is that gonna make the teens titter?