Whenever people say, "Oh, well, you know, what do you have against gay people?"
I say, "Absolutely nothing. I love gay people. I'm gay."
Or they say, "I hope one of your children turns out to be gay."
I'm like, "I hope they all turn out to be gay."
You know, I want them to be happy as much as I'm happy.
You know what I mean? What I don't want them to be is a filthy friend!