I'm sick of seeing his stupid picture everywhere.
Get his picture down, I'm sick of it.
They have this picture of him, and he's like...
(audience laughs)
It looks like he's doing karate!
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Yes, his hands are going up, you think that's crazy,
but other people's hands are going up.
People have this picture of him doing,
he looks like he's like, "Whoo!"
(audience laughs)
It's like, "Is that Chuck Norris or what?"
And they're like, "Oh, he's preaching.
"He's such a dynamic preacher."
And this is back when people had to pose for pictures.
It wasn't like today where you just snap your cell phone
or snap a picture.
No, he's like setting up a photo shoot
with a camera with a big light pole,
you know, with a guy putting that thing over his head.
Well, maybe it wasn't that long ago.
But anyway, you know, he'd take a picture
and the guy's posing like...
(audience laughs)
So he's like, "I mean, it's like a freak show.
"It's not preaching."
And not only that, he would do these...
He'd get on there, he'd be boxed around like Shadow Boxing,
you know, and he'd say, "Come on, Dumbledore, come on,
"do what you're asked, we're filling!"
(audience laughs)
And he would say, "He's gonna fight the devil."
Billy Sunday would famously, Mr. Prohibition
would famously invite the devil to come box with him.
Okay, and then listen, I mean, this guy,
everybody who looks up to this guy is a hero of the faith.
This guy was a sideshow freak, he traveled on his own nation,
and literally, you don't believe me?
And by the way, he did not preach the gospel of faith
alone for salvation, no he didn't, no he didn't.
He had ecumenical services, and look,
I'm not an ecumenical preacher,
I'm an independent Baptist.
A cold day in hell, where you see us having a joint service
where we invite the Methodists and the Presbyterians
and the Lutherans and the Catholics, it's never gonna happen.
We are separated from unbelievers.
We're not gonna yoke up and have a joint church service
with, you know, you think I'm gonna go to some prayer
breakfast where I'm with some rabbi and some guy
who calls himself father and dresses like his mother
and looks like a homosexual, you think I'm gonna go
to some prayer breakfast with every denomination
and every Bible and these city-wide preachers
of yesteryear, Billy Sunday would come into town
only if every church in the town would agree
to cancel their services and come to his meetings.
That means the Baptist church would cancel
and they'd all come down and worship together
and this is what he'd say, if you wanna be saved,
all you have to do is come down and shake my hand
and you'll be saved.
Look it up, read his life story.
His hand was the hand that shook a million hands.
Translation, a million saved.
That's what they say.
Shake my hand, I don't see that in the Bible.
Shake my hand, he said pretend I'm Jesus
and if you shake my hand you'll be receiving Jesus.
Doesn't matter if you're Catholic, Methodist,
Presbyterian, Lutheran, just come on down,
the price is right, and shake my hand.