to say, "Hey, it's not for you Lemuel to drink wine.
Give it to the guy who's ready to Paris.
Let him drink and forget his poverty and remember his misery no more.
The derelict in the gutter."
What's he say?
Drinking is for derelicts.
Drinking is for losers.
It's not for princes.
It's not for kings.
It's not for God's people.
It's for losers.
And let me tell you something.
If you drink, you're a loser.
There, I said it.
You're a loser.
If you have to drink to have a good time, I say you're a loser.
I don't want to be around you because you're boring.
You're boring and stupid.
I want to hang around with somebody who's interesting to be around.
Because if you have to get drunk to have fun, it shows that you don't know how to have fun.
And the most simple-minded, imbecilic, stupid people who have nothing to live for, they
don't know the Bible, they don't want to talk about Genesis, they don't want to talk about
Exodus, they don't want to talk about Leviticus, they don't want to talk about family, they
don't want to talk about righteousness and godliness and peace.
They want to say stupid things and so they have to get drunk so they can forget how stupid
they are.
They have to get drunk so they can forget how ugly they are and how ugly their spouse
is and how ugly their friends are and how they all get up and sing karaoke and they
all sound like garbage.
They sound like a cat that's being strangled and they have to forget we're stupid, we're
in a building that smells like piss, we're drinking, we're partying with a bunch of losers
and derelicts and deadbeats and we have to pretend that we're having a good time.
So let's get so drunk that we don't even know where we are, we don't even know what we're
doing, let's just drink and forget it all.